and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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