I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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