My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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