sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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