Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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