I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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