we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
