his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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