I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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