whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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