Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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