Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Randomize
