STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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