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barbara walters just said penis...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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