Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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