Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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