This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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