Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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