i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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