So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it's like iHOP with fire
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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