i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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