Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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