it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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