i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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