i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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