why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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