I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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