Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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