If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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