Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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