He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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