i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I understand Curling. That high.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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