Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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