Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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