Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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