I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
