**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
