problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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