Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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