dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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