yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize