You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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