it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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