I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
