I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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