Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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