I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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