How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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