i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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