it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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