Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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