So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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