Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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