i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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