There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Randomize
