margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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